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Murkowski will vote to confirm Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson

U.S. Sen. Lisa Murkowski announced today that she will support the confirmation of Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, who has been nominated to be a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. 

“After multiple in-depth conversations with Judge Jackson and deliberative review of her record and recent hearings, I will support her historic nomination to be an Associate Justice on the U.S. Supreme Court,” Murkowski said in a statement released after hours on the East Coast.

“My support rests on Judge Jackson’s qualifications, which no one questions; her demonstrated judicial independence; her demeanor and temperament; and the important perspective she would bring to the court as a replacement for Justice Breyer. She clerked for Justice Breyer before working in the private sector and as a federal public defender, and then serving as Vice Chair of the U.S. Sentencing Commission, a district court judge, and now an appeals court judge. She will bring to the Supreme Court a range of experience from the courtroom that few can match given her background in litigation. 

“It also rests on my rejection of the corrosive politicization of the review process for Supreme Court nominees, which, on both sides of the aisle, is growing worse and more detached from reality by the year. While I have not and will not agree with all of Judge Jackson’s decisions and opinions, her approach to cases is carefully considered and is generally well-reasoned. She answered satisfactorily to my questions about matters like the Chevron doctrine, the Second Amendment, landmark Alaska laws, and Alaska Native issues. The support she has received from law enforcement agencies around the country is significant and demonstrates the judge is one who brings balance to her decisions.”

“I will support the motion to discharge Judge Jackson’s nomination later tonight, and her confirmation later this week,” Murkowski concluded.

Jackson is most assuredly headed for confirmation by the Senate and will join the Supreme Court upon the retirement of Justice Stephen Breyer. She is considered by conservatives to be the most radical leftwing activist judge to ever be appointed to the Supreme Court.

Suzanne Downing: Not so fast on Palin for Congress

By SUZANNE DOWNING

To the rest of America, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is a conservative standard-bearer, and now that she’s running for Congress, they may think she’s a shoo-in.

But for Alaskans, it’s “not so fast.” We lived through her time in office, and we’ve not recovered.

Alaskans remember when she was governor and the damage she did to the state’s economy when she jacked up the taxes on oil so high that the oil companies stopped seriously exploring here and took their investment to the shale fields in the Lower 48. 

A progressive tax called ACES, or “Alaska’s Clear and Equitable Share,” was such a disaster for the state that it was undone under the governor who followed Palin, conservative Republican Sean Parnell.

Parnell spent a good deal of political capital undoing that tax, which was a 90 percent government take when oil prices were high. 

Palin taxed and spent so much on government that it took everything Parnell had to try to land the spending plane when he came into office in 2009. She left a combination of a terrible tax scheme and high government spending.

Palin didn’t like the undoing of her onerous tax and spending programs, which she had crafted with the help of legislative Democrats.

When Parnell, who had been her lieutenant governor, ran for re-election as governor 2014, five years after Palin quit office, Palin stabbed Parnell in the back and endorsed his opponent, Bill Walker, the Democratic Party’s chosen candidate. Walker won — and in his four years continued to beat up the oil industry in Alaska. Walker wanted higher oil taxes – he just could not get them through the Legislature.

Walker, who is now known in Alaska as “China Bill,” also nearly sold off Alaska’s North Slope gas assets to China during his tenure, and was shown the door by voters four years later after he spectacularly melted down during the final weeks of his campaign and quit when the going got tough — just like Palin did.

Alaska’s economy has never been the same since those ACES days of “equitable” share. What could have been a renaissance of exploration and oil that would have helped America stave off today’s current oil shortage and high gas prices instead turned into an economic malaise, only worsened by the Biden Administration. 

If wells could have been economically drilled under Governors Palin and Walker, the Biden reign of economic disaster on Alaska would have been softened by leases that would be well under way by now.

ACES was also a bad tax because it actually incentivized spending on anything but oil production. There were tax credits for capital spending on things like runways, and companies did make those kinds of investments. They just didn’t drill during ACES. 

The tax that replaced it, Senate Bill 21, incentivized production and flattened the progressive tax. But by then, the Palin-Democrats’ damage was done.

Democrats? Yes. ACES was a product of Democrats who controlled the Legislature, and the Republican governor who just wanted to be loved, and thus signed the legislation without fully understanding what she was doing.

As governor, Palin put Pat Galvin in charge as the Commissioner of Revenue. He was a tax-and-spend Democrat whose wife, Alyse Galvin, later ran against Congressman Don Young in 2018 and again in 2020. A no-party candidate, she ran with the support of the Alaska Democratic Party, just like the fake-independent Walker had run for governor with the full support of the Democratic Party.

These were Palin’s people: Walker, Galvin, and Democrat legislators who supported socialistic policies that led to an oil decline of 6-8 percent a year.

Palin also gave $500 million to a Canadian company for a gasline that never materialized. She told everyone in America that Alaska was building a gasline. That gasline is still a pipe dream.

This congressional race is not a reality TV show. Alaskans have watched their economy suffer under the Palin and Walker regimes, and many are wiser than we were when we fell for the glamorous mayor of Wasilla with the six-inch heels who said, “Drill, baby, drill,” but made it impossible to drill.

But Alaska also sees a 6 percent turnover in its population every year. That means there are hundreds of thousands living in Alaska that have no idea about the true history of Sarah Palin. They only know the name from reality TV and the fact that their relatives in the Lower 48 ask them if they’ve ever met her. 

With Palin’s fundraising ability, her innate marketing savvy, and her endorsement from Donald Trump, she’s a formidable candidate for Congress. But she still has a lot of explaining to do to Alaskans who were here more than a decade ago and who rightfully ask, “Haven’t you done enough, already?”

Suzanne Downing is the publisher of Must Read Alaska.

Obituary: World’s largest aircraft, which was occasionally seen in Anchorage, bombed by Russians near Kyiv

When the Antonov AN-225 landed for fuel in Anchorage on the way to Quebec with Covid-19 medical supplies in 2020, Anchorage residents crowded the end of the runway to see the world’s largest plane. For most, that would be the last time they ever saw that marvel of technology.

The enormous Antonov AN-225 jet, which was a Ukrainian-owned aircraft also called “Mriya,” set the Guinness world record for being the heaviest aircraft ever built. It weighed 705 tons and had a wingspan of 290 feet.

The Russian military held the area for weeks until Ukrainian forces claimed it back this weekend. While most aircraft had left the runway, the Antonov AN-225 was undergoing repairs, and wasn’t able to take off.

It’s now in pieces, bombed to smithereens by Russia at the Antonov Airport on the outskirts of Kyiv. Since Saturday’s bombing, Ukrainian forces have retaken that airport territory near the Ukrainian capital, as Russia searches elsewhere for weak spots, probably in the country’s southern and eastern regions.

It was designed and built in the 1980s in Soviet Ukraine, originally as a military jet. Later, it was dormant for eight years and then refurbished and turned into a massive cargo plane for commercial uses, carrying oversized loads.  Wherever it flew, people often flocked to see it land and take off.

Watch this video of the Mriya touching down in Anchorage in 2020. Matt Steele recorded the event:

How will Lisa vote on Ketanji Brown Jackson, Biden’s pick for court, who has no opinion on natural rights?

It’s certain now that the nominee for the U.S. Supreme Court backs critical race theory in schools and has given many, many light sentences. She even advocated for releasing felons from prison during the Covid pandemic. Ketanji Brown Jackson can’t define a woman because, she says, she is not a biologist. She described pro-life activists as “hostile, noisy crowd of ‘in-your-face’ protesters.”

Now, Judge Jackson has no opinion on the God-given rights stated in the Declaration of Independence, known as natural rights.

“I do not hold a position on whether individuals possess natural rights,” she said response to written questions by the Senate Judiciary Committee (Page 79).

The Declaration of Independence says, “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights….” These are known as God-given natural rights. They are the entire basis for the U.S. Constitution, which would come later in U.S. history.

Jackson also won’t answer whether men who identify as women can be held in women’s prisons. She says that is a hypothetical question.

Jackson’s nomination vote is expected this week in the U.S. Senate.

Unknown as oft this writing is how Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski and Utah Sen. Mitt Romney will vote on Jackson, who if confirmed would become another leftist activist on the Supreme Court. President Biden nominated her to replace Justice Stephen Breyer, who is retiring at the end of this judicial calendar year. Maine Sen. Susan Collins, another swing Republican, has said she will vote in favor of the judge, almost guaranteeing that Jackson will slip by with just enough votes from the Senate.

Democrats testify in droves for a different redistricting map that would strengthen their party in Anchorage

Of the over 80 written and verbal comments to the Alaska Redistricting Board regarding the Senate pairings in Anchorage, 75 have come from the Democratic Party machine, while only five can be characterized as coming from right-of-center Alaskans.

Saturday was the first day for the redistricting board to meet, after the Supreme Court advised that there needed to be more testimony heard and more consideration given to whatever testimony was taken regarding the Eagle River Senate seat and its paired House districts. In other words, the judge advised that whichever side got the most comments on the record should win, making redistricting a hyper-partisan exercise.

Anchorage Assemblyman Chris Constant, from the extreme Left, testified verbally. Attorney-for-Democrat-causes Scott Kendall testified in writing. The president of the AFL-CIO testified. Democrat Rep. Matt Claman testified. They all advocated for what they call the “Bahnke Pairings,” a plan pushed by redistricting board member Melanie Bahnke, with attorney Kendall and Sen. Tom Begich advising her in secret as shadow members of the Alaska Redistricting Board. That plan would strip Anchorage of three of its Republican-leaning Senate seats, leaving only two Senate seats in Anchorage that lean right, and four Senate seats solidly Democrat.

Every 10 years, political boundaries are redrawn after the U.S. Census completes its work. The maps that result often renumber House districts and create new pairings for Senate districts. It is a political process that is almost always litigated by the side that has the most to lose. Democrats this year are most concerned about a Senate seat in Eagle River that reaches into a portion of Muldoon to get enough population for the political balancing.

The board will meet again starting at 8 am Monday, and will meet again Tuesday and Wednesday, with possible meetings on Thursday and Friday.

Democrat activists are heavily advocating for political boundaries that give them more solid Democrat Senate seats in Anchorage and two toss-ups.

The toss-up seats would be:

  • The Senate seat made up of House Districts 10 and 15, the Bayshore, Klatt, and Jewel Lake area. President Trump won that area by 2 percent in 2020.
  • The Senate seat made up of House Districts 12 and 13, the Abbott Loop area and the Taku-Campbell area. Trump lost that by 3 percent in 2020.

One solid Democrat Senate seat the Democrats want is one that combines House District 14 and 16, which is midtown, Spenard, and the airport area. Trump lost that by 18 points in 2020.

The Democrats are advocating for a district that has downtown liberal voters overwhelming and obliterating the military vote, by combining House Districts 17 and 23 — downtown and JBER — into a Senate seat.

Another solid Democrat pairing the Democrats area advocating for is a Senate map that combines U-Med and Mountain View/Airport Heights. Trump lost that area by 17 percent.

The Senate seat that puts North Muldoon and South Muldoon together would be solidly Democrat under the Bahnke Pairings plan.

Those wishing to give the redistricting board a perspective on the proposed maps can click on the “contact us” button at the Alaska Redistricting website. The Superior Court judge (Matthews) said that written comment is not as valid as verbal comment.

Written comment from mainly Democrat operatives can be read at this link.

Comment on the maps at this link.

The schedule for this week’s meetings:

Board Meeting Scheduled for Apr 4

The Board will meet via Zoom on Mon, April 4 at 8am. Public testimony will be taken by teleconference or in-person at the Anchorage LIO, 1500 West Benson Blvd, Anchorage.  See Public Notice >

Board Meeting Scheduled for Apr 5

The Board will meet via Zoom on Tues, April 5 at 10am. Public testimony will be taken by teleconference or in-person at the Anchorage LIO, 1500 West Benson Blvd, Anchorage.  See Public Notice >

Board Meeting Scheduled for Apr 6

The Board will meet via Zoom on Wed, April 6 at 10am. Public testimony will be taken by teleconference or in-person at the Anchorage LIO, 1500 West Benson Blvd, Anchorage.  See Public Notice >

Monday newsletter: Palin makes it interesting

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Good morning from Somewhere in Alaska … A wild weekend of news it was! The race to replace Don Young just became the biggest political event in the country.

Tune into the MRAK podcast here (or here) this morning for an in-depth discussion about the line-up for Congress and who may make the cut for the final four in August.

Will Sen. Lisa Murkowski vote in favor of Ketanji Brown Jackson for the Supreme Court? Her decision is expected soon, maybe today, and the vote on KBJ will be brought to the floor of the Senate this week. Murkowski and Sen. Mitt Romney are the final two votes that haven’t been declared. We’re waiting with dread.

Alaska Airlines flights are returning to normal, with only 37 flights canceled so far today, or about 5 percent. But the day is young…Now, into the thick of it …

DON YOUNG’S ASHES BROUGHT HOME; HE IS MEMORIALIZED IN FITTING FASHION The service in Anchorage would have pleased the Dean of the House greatly. Almost all of the politicos of the state were there, as well as many of his true-blue friends. Stories were told, and more memories were made. Read more here.

A special thanks: Curtis Thayer and Rhonda Boyles, who organized the event at Anchorage Baptist Temple, did a beautiful job and that is in spite of the various competing interests that can come to play during such times. Both of them were lifelong friends of Don Young, (as in, not on payroll and not lobbyists. Just friends.)

BREAKING: TRUMP ENDORSES SARAH PALINThings are getting heating up in the congressional race. Call this the marquee race in the country right now. Read more here.

Department of Obvious: This means Gov. Mike Dunleavy, Kelly Tshibaka for Senate, and Sarah Palin for Congress all have the endorsement of Trump. Is there another state that is getting the full Trump treatment? Not that we know of. 

NICK BEGICH ALL OF A SUDDEN IN CROWDED RACE He was somewhat dominating the field of challengers for Congress, but when Don Young died, everyone jumped in, including Santa and Sarah. Read more here.

SANTA AND SARAH: DO EITHER HAVE A CHANCE? An analysis of who the top four could be for the August election. Read more here.

NIKKI HALEY IS ENDORSING SARAH, BUT PERRY GREEN IS FOR NICK BEGICH The former South Carolina governor is friends with Sarah, and it’s the first big national endorsement made in this election. But Perry Green is an Alaska legend, too. Read more here.

BETTING MARKETS PUT SARAH PALIN ON TOP, NICK BEGICH SECOND Overnight the wagers started on who will win the race. It’s apparent who the frontrunners are already. Revak is in the also-rans category. Read more here.

NEWS BITS
Sarah Palin reportedly has a campaign team with 18 people, which indicates she has it pretty well organized. Some of them were seen at Palin’s father’s house recently. In addition to Corey Lewandowski, she has Michael Glassner, Trump’s strategist for his 2020 presidential campaign. 
Tara Sweeney, running for Congress, is seeing big dollars coming in, with a finance committee already up and operating. She had a team going well before she filed.
Alan Gross, running for Congress, is said to have raised $500,000. He has national reach for fundraising and will probably not try the old “bear doctor” routine that sank him last time.
Art Hackney, political consultant in Anchorage, was quoted in the New York Times saying that Palin would have to bring it on to beat Sen. Revak. Hackney has the state senator’s campaign contract. On a podcast Sunday, Hackney was trying to create momentum for his client.
True? Todd Palin and Sarah Palin are in a major custody battle over their minor child. Court records are sealed due to notoriety.
Alan Gross and Chris Constant signed the Recall Dunleavy petition in 2017. Gross and Constant are on that list for Congress, both extremists.
Sen. Lisa Murkowski raised $100,000 at a fundraiser in Texas over the weekend, hosted by former President George Bush.
Brett Huber, who ran Mike Dunleavy’s 2018 campaign for governor, is going to be running the independent expenditure group associated with the Republican Governors Association, in support of Gov. Mike Dunleavy. Word is the group has set aside $3 million. Matt Larkin, who ran the independent expenditure last time, is joining the Dunleavy campaign with Jordan Schilling and Tyson Gallagher.

ANCHORAGE TURNOUT LACKLUSTER. REPUBLICANS NOT GETTING BALLOTS Only 14 percent turnout? Where is everyone? Read more here.

BALLOTS NEVER ARRIVED AT DOZENS OF ANCHORAGE HOMES We have a problem with conservative voters not getting their ballots. Read more here.

ALASKA AIR PILOTS PICKET SNARLS TRAVEL IN NORTHWEST Pilots union folks are disputing they are the reason. They say Alaska Airlines is mismanaging. Read more here.

CRITICAL RACE THEORY BILL IS IN SENATE EDUCATION Public testimony will be taken on Monday. Get details and testify. Read more here.

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COLUMNS
TIM BARTO: THEATER OF THE ABSURD AT THE OSCARS The slap heard ’round the world and other hypocrisies from the Academy Awards. Read more here.

WIN GRUENING: A POETIC MOMENT IN ALASKA HISTORY, BEGICH, YOUNG, BEGICH III While this set of events may seem extraordinary, there have been two other similar occurrences in recent Alaska political history. Read more here.

RANDY SULTE: IN SPITE OF WHAT YOU HEAR FROM WEDDLETON, ALL IS NOT WELL IN ANCHORAGE John Weddleton says the Assembly is working as normal with the mayor. That’s so odd, because it sure looks like the Nine are working as hard as they can to destroy the mayor. Read more here.

BOB GRIFFIN: WHY I WON’T PICKET ALASKA AIRLINES A pilot discusses labor relations and whether the pilot union is taking things too far. Read more here.

KELLY TSHIBAKA: THANKS TO LISA MURKOWSKI TEAM, ALASKA IS IN TROUBLE It will be not until late August that Alaska has a member of Congress. The ranked choice voting debacle is to blame, and that’s Murkowski’s team. Read more here.

RYAN NELSON: REVAK LIED, YOUR PFD DIED. HE WANTS AN UPGRADE? Revak doesn’t deserve to be elevated to Congress. He cannot even keep his promises as a state senator. Read more here.

MICHAEL TAVOLIERO: GOVERNMENT EDUCATION IS A FAILURE There are solutions. The solutions begin with creating real competition between schools. Read more here.
ART CHANCE: UNIONS MAKING POLICY IS NOTHING NEW The story of what may well be the most expensive memorandum ever produced by state government. Read more here.

JAMIE ALLARD: IT’S TIME TO PROTECT WOMEN’S SPORTS WITH SB 140 Women need a level playing field, not one taken over by men who are competing as “better versions of women.” Read more here.

STEPHANIE TAYLOR: I’M READY TO SERVE ON ANCHORAGE ASSEMBLY She’s running for East Anchorage. Here is her bio and philosophy. Read more here.
JOHN QUICK: COMPANIES CAN GIVE BACK WITHOUT GOING WOKE It seems that company charitable programs drift left over time. How can your company avoid that trap? Take a look at how some do it.

JODI TAYLOR: FOCUS ON KIDS, NOT BUILDINGS — VOTE NO ON PROP 1 We need to put the attention into the classrooms, not the brick and mortar. Read more here.


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Breaking: Trump endorses Palin

In a news release on Sunday night, former President Donald Trump endorsed former Gov. Sarah Palin.

“Wonderful patriot Sarah Palin of Alaska just announced that she is running for Congress, and that means there will be a true America First fighter on the ballot to replace the late and legendary Congressman Don Young. Sarah shocked many when she endorsed me very early in 2016, and we won big. Now, it’s my turn! Sarah has been a champion for Alaska values, Alaska energy, Alaska jobs, and the great people of Alaska. She was one of the most popular Governors because she stood up to corruption in both State Government and the Fake News Media. Sarah lifted the McCain presidential campaign out of the dumps despite the fact that she had to endure some very evil, stupid, and jealous people within the campaign itself. They were out to destroy her, but she didn’t let that happen. Sarah Palin is tough and smart and will never back down, and I am proud to give her my Complete and Total Endorsement, and encourage all Republicans to unite behind this wonderful person and her campaign to put America First!” Trump wrote.

Palin is running in a field of 50 for the temporary seat for Congress and in the regular primary for the two-year seat.

Nick Begich, who also running in the race, said: “That’s nice for Sarah. Our campaign is excited about all the endorsements we’ve been receiving from respected Alaskans from across the state who are going to be the ones actually voting in and deciding this election.”

This is a breaking news story that will be updated. Be sure to refresh.

Betting markets putting Palin on top, Begich second

The betting markets are already taking wagers on the race to replace Alaska’s congressional representative. PredictIt, which is a place where people bet on current events and candidate chances, says Alaska’s former governor has the best chance of winning the seat that is vacant after the death of Congressman Don Young.

Palin bets are now going for 55 cents, with Nick Begich bets now going for 25 cents.

PredictIt is a betting market established by an academic group as a way to determine if real betting was a predictor of success. Owned by Victoria University in New Zealand, PredictIt has offered betting exchanges on political and financial events since 2014. It is headquartered in Washington, D.C.

The wagering is taking place among people in the Lower 48 who are not that familiar with Alaska politics in general, and many are not likely aware of the new ranked choice voting system that will determine the next winners.

In the new market opened for the congressional seat, Al Gross bets are at 15 cents and Tara Sweeney comes in fourth at 10 cents. Josh Revak, Gregg Brelsford and Chris Constant are 2 cents or lower.

John Aristotle Phillips, co-founder of the prediction company, says that platforms like this are better than polls because people have skin in the game and are more likely to consider the risk of their choices. But in a place like Alaska, and with an election that has 50 contenders in the special primary election, the odds are that the people betting have not had a chance to fully comprehend all the moving parts, including the fact that Palin supported Bill Walker for governor, brought down the oil industry by signing the ACES tax scheme, and has not given back to Alaska conservative causes since she left office.

Tim Barto: Theater of the absurd at the Oscars

By TIM BARTO

It’s taken me a week to do so publicly, but I must confess that I watched the Academy Awards show last Sunday night. The nominated movies were a mystery to me as I’d only seen a handful of them, but my wife and I started a tradition back when we were still dating during the late 1980s and we wanted to keep it going. It consists of ordering the entire entrée section of a Chinese restaurant menu to go, then gorging ourselves for a few hours while watching the Oscars. This became a family tradition we’ve maintained with our children, and it’s evolved into more of a reason to get together for a meal and some conversation.

When I was growing up, the family got together to watch most of the big award shows and competitions – the Emmys, the Grammys, and the Miss America Pageant. We used to guess the winners and keep score. The Oscars is the only one of those to survive family traditions. (The Miss America Pageant – with apologies to Emma Broyles, the recently crowned, and first, winner from Alaska – wasn’t even televised this past year.)

Years ago, our Oscar night conversations revolved around the movies, the movie stars, and (for the gals) who was best and worst dressed. Most of those interests have worn off over the years, especially the last five years or so, as the premiere awards show in the world devolved into a wokefest for Hollywood elite, and the movies being considered for accolades were nominated more for matters of sexual and racial diversity than cinematic excellence. 

Still, spending a Sunday evening chowing down on sodium-enriched Asian cuisine has been a good enough excuse to continue getting together and putting up with it all. A plate full of mushroom chicken is usually enough to distract one from the incessant attacks on conservatives and signaling of leftist virtues. 

But after this past weekend’s show, it may just be Mongolian beef and conversation that keeps future gatherings going.

The big event, of course, was Will Smith walking on stage and slapping Chris Rock across the face over a joke about Smith’s wife, one at which Smith had originally laughed. The network censors pushed the mute button, resulting in 20 seconds of silence, leaving the television audience to wonder what was going on. 

After slapping the comedian, Smith went back to his seat and yelled obscenities (the “F dash dash dash word,” as Ralphie Parker described it in “A Christmas Story”). Rock did his best to maintain his composure and introduce the next award, while Smith was allowed to remain in the auditorium . . . and then received heaps of applause when awarded a Best Actor statuette 40 minutes later and then cried through a rambling acceptance speech. 

The resultant memes have been pretty funny, albeit exhaustive. But the slapdown was only part of the bizarre story on display in Hollywood that night. 

Three female co-hosts, all of whom are considered comedians, provided squirm-worthy jokes, many of them directed towards evil conservatives instead of laughs. Audience members were encouraged to shout “gay” to let Floridians know that their proposed legislation to keep sexual indoctrination out of public schools in favor of topics like reading – what the Left has ridiculously-tagged as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill – was not to their liking. In another squirm-worthy bit, Wanda Sykes produced a partially shredded piece of paper and referred to it as voter registration form from the State of Texas. 

We’ve come to expect that type of drivel from Hollywood, but there was another skit that exposed an amazing level of hypocrisy as well as squirminess. Co-hostess (I fully accept that using the suffix “ess” to denote a female fully reflects my complete lack of wokeness and makes me sexist) Regina Hall called a handful of handsome and, of course, ethnically diverse, actors onto the stage because they had failed their Covid tests. Hall let everyone know the men were to go backstage, take off their clothes, and have their throats swabbed by her tongue. 

Then, just when we thought the bit was at its merciful end, Hall physically frisked presenters Josh Brolin and Jason Momoa, patting down and grabbing at them from the waist down. Woke women in the audience – most of whom, we can assume, have spent all kinds of energy decrying unwelcomed touching of females by males – laughed and applauded.

Would any of Hall’s antics have been allowed if she were a man and the people she called onto stage or and frisked were women? Not a chance. Absolutely no way. The PC police would have gone into hyperdrive. But when you’re woke, non-male, and non-white, you can get away with it.

Just two out of three of those criteria apparently allows a person to walk on stage and slap another person across the face, a display of “toxic masculinity” that would normally have the liberal elite crying for cancellation while gnashing their electronically-whitened teeth. 

I miss the movies and the Hollywood of old. Men were men, women were women, and the Academy Awards honored the best of the art form. 

Tim Barto is Vice President at Alaska Policy Forum, where team building consists of going bowling instead of the movie theater.