Alyse for Congress puts wreck in ‘wreckreational’

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CRASHES INTO PALMER SENIOR CENTER

There was a great crash and splintering of wood when the “Alyse for Alaska” vehicle, seen above, crashed into the Palmer Veterans and Pioneer Home at the end of the Colony Days parade in Palmer on Saturday. The air conditioning unit on the RV was just too high and was ripped open in the crash, which startled occupants, as well as bystanders.

The motor home was Galvin’s carbon footprint in the annual parade, and it was just too tall for the building’s breezeway. Entries like that are supposed to go around, not through.

“She’d also be a train wreck in Congress,” quipped one bystander.

We’ll be watching FEC reports to see how the repairs are handled on that one. And about those carbon credits … Will Greenpeace be sending a bill?