THEY’RE UNEDUCATED, NON-INNOVATIVE, TOO RELIGIOUS, POOR, AND CARHARTT-CLAD
Oh the horrors. Conservatives wear Carhartts. We are being defined by them.
Anchorage Daily News columnist Michael Carey tore a page from Hillary Clinton’s “deplorables” playbook, when this week he wrote this stunning dismissal of conservative Alaska voters:
“Sadly, it takes a scandal crippling the other brand for the Democrats to win a statewide election. Alaska is not turning blue, except in occasional pockets. We don’t have enough highly educated, highly innovative, highly secular, affluent professionals of the stripe who dominate Portland and Seattle elections to change the outcome in statewide tundra contests. Snow City is a café, not a precinct.
“If you disagree with my pessimism, review the election returns for the Kenai Peninsula, the Matanuska Valley, Eagle River, North Pole and up and down Alaska’s highway system. Where Alaskans wear Carhartts, the Last Frontier is as red as fresh blood and reliably Republican as far as the eye can see.”
CARHARTT NATION, ACT NOW!
We’re not taking this insult too hard.
In fact, if you’re a Carhartt-wearing Alaskan, send MRAK a photo of you or your loved one in your Carhartts and I’ll put together a photo montage and publish it right here. Extra points for photos of working Alaskans and their kids wearing well-loved Carhartts.
(Send that pic by Dec. 5, 2018 to firstname.lastname@example.org)
Bonus: For the Carhartt Nation, everyone who sends a photo that is used in the montage will be entered to win this great Carhartt tote bag. It’s perfect for men or women, and best of all, it’s made in America: