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The deck is stacked for union vocalists at town halls

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ORGANIZED PUBLIC SERVANTS ARE SHOWING UP TO PROTEST CUTS

By ART CHANCE
SENIOR CONTRIBUTOR

There are about 15,000 unionized State employees, over 10,000 unionized teachers, tens of thousands more unionized employees of political subdivisions, and still several thousand unionized private sector employees in Alaska.

There are also thousands of unionized federal employees in the State, and while the federal employees don’t always share the same interests as the State and local employees, they will usually help them protect their interests.

Art Chance

Many of the unions have some sort of release time that allows them to get employees off their regular duties for union “business,” which includes union political activities. The 8,500-member General Government Unit of State employees gets to take one day of paid leave each year from each member of the bargaining unit; that is 8,500 x 7.5 hour days with pay that they can devote to whatever the union wants them to do. That is about five man-years of paid time. Most of the other unions have something similar.

The unions all have the home addresses, phone numbers, and email addresses of every member of their bargaining unit, and the State, using taxpayer money, prepares an updated version of those lists for them every month.

Even though it is unconstitutional, most employers are still handing out union membership and dues forms and to some degree encouraging the employees to join and pay.

The United States Supreme Court’s Hudson decision in 1986 outlawed compulsory union membership in the public sector, yet when I became Alaska’s director of labor relations in 2003, half my labor agreements still had compulsory membership, and when I told the unions the compulsory membership provisions had to go, I was on the front page of the newspaper for “union busting.”

This week’s show trial of the Dunleavy budget wasn’t to solicit public opinion; it was to allow the unions and other interest groups to mob the hearings, and why in the World would Republicans with two brain cells to rub together agree to have the “hearings” on territory owned by the National Extortion, excuse me, Education Association?

Few everyday Alaskans know or care the political leanings even of their next door neighbors. Maybe some activist Community Council or neighborhood association types have a phone tree or email list of people in the neighborhood.

But the unions and other interest groups that live off government spending can mobilize every member of their constituency instantly, using computer resources that you pay for, and turn out significant numbers of their constituency for anything.   When Pravda, excuse me, the Anchorage Daily News says “some Alaskans” want the Permanent Fund Dividend cut, what they’re really saying is that a mob organized by unions and interest groups showed up at a hearing and said they wanted the dividend to go to their own wages and benefits.

We can’t fix this until we wrest control of the House of Representatives away from communists and quislings, but we need to reinstitute the provisions of the Hatch Act in Alaska; the only political activity a public employee should be able to participate in or contribute to is closing the curtain and casting his/her personal vote: no contributions. No signs, no public testimony or statements, no union or association PACS. If you get money from the State government, you simply don’t have a political opinion, other than behind the curtain in a voting booth.

This has long been an issue in American politics. One facet of the “irrepressible conflict” between the North and the South was since the Lincoln Administration was elected with no support from Southern political figures, Lincoln would be free to make federal political appointments in the South without consideration of the opinion of Southern political figures. The Southern fear was that the Lincoln Administration would appoint abolitionists to federal positions in the South.

In those days it was only the postmaster, mail-carriers, and customs house workers and the like, at most a few hundred in each state. Today it is thousands or tens of thousands of public employees in each district.

The US nibbled at the edges of the issue for the better part of a century and it came to a head in the 1938 Election when it was evident and offensive even to Democrats that the FDR administration had used federal employees and federal power to influence the election, and specifically by using Works Progress Administration  employees to influence the election   The WPA was the ‘30s version of Comrade Obama’s “Stimulus,” a way to use the federal treasury to give “walking around money” to Democrats.

It was blatant enough that even Democrats joined the Republicans in tamping it down with restrictions on political activity by federal employees and those who received federal funds or federal contracts in The Hatch Act of 1939.

The Hatch Act has been under assault by Democrats since it was enacted, since it is sorta’ their bread and butter.  What little of The Hatch Act the Clinton Administration didn’t neuter, Comrade Obama took care of, so today it is essentially meaningless and the State law analogs that prohibit state employees from participating in partisan politics have become equally meaningless.  The reality is that public employees are a European-style socialist workers’ party and despite “Janus” they still have the power to compel political contributions.

President Trump has not yet been able to wrest control of the federal bureaucracy from the Democrat-controlled “Deep State,” so no relief is available from the federal government. It is up to the State to take back control of our political system.   I’m not sure it could be done even with Republican control of both bodies and the governor; I tried to pass some rather mild amendments to PERA when we had a veto-proof majority of the Legislature, and I couldn’t do it; there are a lot of really stupid Republican elected officials.

It would likely take an Initiative, and that would take a lot of money and organization, but it could be done. Until it is done, the government of Alaska will be of, by, and for, unionized public employees, the government healthcare racket, and the education racket.

Art Chance is a retired Director of Labor Relations for the State of Alaska, formerly of Juneau and now living in Anchorage. He is the author of the book, “Red on Blue, Establishing a Republican Governance,” available at Amazon. He also writes theater reviews for Must Read Alaska.

Rep. Sarah Vance stands tall before Homer ‘firing squad’

THE LIBERAL ENCLAVE IN DISTRICT 31 WAS OUT IN FORCE

In Homer, Alaska, 308 people attended the town hall with Rep. Sarah Vance at the Kachemak Bay campus of Kenai Peninsula College on Saturday.

Roughly 80 percent of those attending were unhappy with the governor’s budget, which is $1.6 billion smaller than the budget proposed by former Gov. Bill Walker.

They were also unhappy that Vance was before them as a state representative, rather than former Rep. Paul Seaton, who Vance beat by 55 to 44 percent in November.

Many who spoke were distraught. Several were angry, their voices shaking as they tried to control their rage. Some cried, others interrupted Vance, and a few frothed as they demanded that she work to tax oil companies more, institute an income tax, and use some of the Permanent Fund dividend to pay for government.

They exhibited all the early stages of grief for a state that has run out of money to spend, and a governor not willing to reach into people’s pockets for more.

There was not just disapproval, but palpable hatred in the air at the Homer town hall. What was to be a “conversation” turned into a browbeating by the Left against an upstart Republican who had the support of a large majority of her district’s voters — just not those in Homer.

Clearly, the average Homer attendee did not accept the Nov. 6 election. They didn’t get their choice — Mark Begich for governor — and they don’t like Gov. Michael Dunleavy, who won over Begich, 51 to 44 percent.

They did not vote for Vance, and they are in disbelief that she won.

One member in the crowd asked Vance why she didn’t start with the budget of former Gov. Bill Walker, the governor who didn’t run for reelection because he and his administration had collapsed in failure.

Vance held her own. Without any staff to assist her, and without police presence in the room (as Rep. Gary Knopp had two weeks ago at his Kenai town hall), she answered questions calmly and compassionately, while facing a hostile crowd that could barely contain its anger.

She never broke a sweat, but she teared up at one point with emotion as she looked out at the teachers in the room and empathized with their pain and their fear of the unknown for what budget cuts mean in their classrooms. After all, she has children in the Homer public school system as well.

Many in the room — as many as 60 percent — were teachers [edit: or with the education community], and there were some well-coached students who spoke from scripts.

A couple of members of the Homer City Council attended and muttered — within earshot of others — that Vance was dumber than a box of rocks. They walked out early.

A common theme in Homer was that Vance was not representing their viewpoints or their needs. They wanted no cuts to government, just new revenues, especially on oil companies, and a progressive income tax for Alaskan workers.

Vance said that she doesn’t consider an income tax as a source of revenue she would support, as that’s not what the voters mandated in November. Vance also offered that the most an income tax could generate would be about $350 million, not nearly enough to cover anything but the basic inflation and rising health care costs for school staff.

The budget deficit Alaska faces is so large, in fact, that it would take $2,171 from every man, woman, and child in Alaska to cover it, or nearly $8,700 from a family of four. In a state that has 220,000 people on Medicaid, that amount would fall on the shoulders of just those who are working, and would go well into five figures per family.

Vance explained that government is already using a portion of the Permanent Fund Earnings Reserve Account to pay for government services.

The crowd didn’t hear her, however. They were not really there to listen; they were there to tell her how to do things their way, and some of them resorted to shouting at her to shut up and listen to them.

Why did Dunleavy dismantle the Walker Climate Change Task Force, they asked. Does she support the governor’s budget – yes or no? Why wasn’t she using the “four pillar” tax plan of former Rep. Paul Seaton?

The few supporters there were in the audience remained mainly quiet, not prone to the theatrics of the opposition.

Vance had a more courteous reception when she held a town hall meeting in Ninilchik on Friday. Although people in the northern part of District 31 had opinions and concerns about budget cuts, particularly for education, they didn’t present as a seething mob.

When asked by a reporter how she had been able to maintain her composure and compassion during the Homer town hall meeting, Vance said, “I have people praying for me and that really makes a difference.”

Measles — an emerging political football

THE INFECTIOUS DISEASE HAS NOT SPREAD IN ALASKA — YET

Between Jan. 1 and Feb. 21, the Centers for Disease Control has reported 159 cases of measles in 10 states, including California, Colorado, Connecticut, Georgia, Illinois, Kentucky, New York, Oregon, Texas, and Washington.

Measles is a highly contagious disease. It can be deadly, particularly for those who have other medical issues or frailties. Like mumps, pertussis, tetanus, and diphtheria, it’s prevented through vaccination.

While 159 is not a big number, it’s more than all the cases in the U.S. in 2017. As of Friday, 71 of the cases were in Washington state, where Alaskans travel routinely. Both Alaska and Washington state have lower-than-average immunization rates.

[View the U.S. map of immunization rates at the CDC]

The current outbreak led to a congressional hearing on Feb 27 that was not widely covered by the media, what with all the other political drama of the week concerning the testimony of Michael Cohen.

“I do believe that parents’ concerns about vaccines leads to undervaccination, and most of the cases that we’re seeing are in unvaccinated communities,” Dr. Nancy Messonnier, director of the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases at the CDC told the House Committee on Energy and Commerce:

The Alaska Department of Health and Social Services issued a public health advisory in late January with information about the disease and vaccinations.

Does the country have an emerging epidemic, or are fears overblown?

All of the outbreaks have been linked to people traveling overseas who were not vaccinated against the disease, and who brought it home with them. The Philippines, where many Alaskans also travel, is a hot spot for measles, with over 11,000 cases this year alone. One cruise ship traveler to Alaska last year had measles and ended up in the hospital in Ketchikan. The teenager had acquired the disease in Thailand and had not been vaccinated.

In 2000, measles was declared eliminated in the U.S. But a growing number of American parents have become wary of the large number of vaccinations being forced on young children, with concerns that some of the vaccinations may lead to serious side effects such as autism or death. Thus, the herd immunity that protected the unvaccinated has diminished.

The anti-vaccination movement is growing across the globe, to the extent that the World Health Organization identified it as one of the top 10 global health threats of 2019.

The hesitancy comes from sincerely held believes that there are unknowns regarding vaccines, as well as strong streak of libertarian resistance to having government force vaccines on children.

In late January, Washington Gov. Jay Inslee declared a state of emergency in response to confirmed cases of measles in Clark and King Counties, where more than half of all confirmed cases of measles in the United States have occurred. Now, lawmakers in Olympia are considering tightening the “opt-out” rules that allow parents to avoid immunizing their children by simply checking a box that states they have a religious or personal belief that exempts them from the mandatory shots.

While 17 states allow a “personal belief” exemption, Alaska is not one of them, which means only religious exemptions exist for not immunizing children before they are allowed to enroll in school or at some day care facilities. If an outbreak occurs in a community, those non-vaccinated children can ben excluded from school attendance until the disease runs its course.

YOUR OPINION?

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Theater review: ‘Savannah Sipping Society’

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THOROUGHLY ENJOYABLE NIGHT OF LAUGHTER IN WASILLA

By ART CHANCE
ARTS REVIEWER

I don’t have much experience with true community theater, which I would define as a theater running mostly on local money and using local talent. I grew up in the world of school plays and church plays, which are both the ultimate community theater and the training ground for all other levels of theater.

Unfortunately, they don’t do that much anymore because not performing well in a school play might damage some delicate self-esteem, so they’ve made it an elite thing where you have to take drama classes and the like to be in theater rather than just being told by the teacher that you were going to be the third tree from the right.

Juneau had some ad hoc theater companies that put on something in various venues; I saw “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” in an old laundry.  The early 20th Century industrial architecture worked really well for mental “hospitals” as they once existed. In Juneau, Perseverance Theatre dominated the local theater scene. Perseverance isn’t Broadway or the Kennedy Center, but on its good days is as good as most traveling troupes.  That said, it is only sorta’,  kinda’ community theater because it uses a lot of imported talent, gets a lot of imported money, and is enormously impressed with itself.

So, I combined several things I like to do and went to Wasilla on Friday, March 1, to see the Valley Performing Arts’ presentation of “The Savannah Sipping Society.”

That gave me the opportunity to stop in on the Locomotive 557 engine shop to see the progress of the restoration of the last Alaska Railroad steam engine, and to have dinner at The Grape Tap in Wasilla, another place worth stopping by.

Valley Performing Arts’ Machetanz Theater seats perhaps a couple hundred and is a lot like Perseverance Theatre in Juneau. A $19 front-row seat is a nice relief from Perseverance and a different world from $80 – $100 or more at the Atwood. The sound and lights were more than adequate for a quality production.

Those of you who know me know I can obsess on bad sound, especially in a big, high-dollar hall, but Valley Performing Arts’ was good enough and the hall is small enough to impart a lot of natural sound and spacial relationships. The sets were simple but very well done. There are a lot of costume changes, which makes for a long play — about three hours — with an intermission a little past half way.

I struggled with writing this once I got past the who, what, when, and where part, because — truth is — I thrive on snark, sarcasm, and politics. This production doesn’t offer much to be snarky, sarcastic, or political about. It is mostly just good clean, if a bit adult, fun. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so much at anything styled as “theatre.” After all, theater must be so serious these days.

I grew up about 90 miles of two-lane road from Savannah, Georgia and rode the “Nancy Hanks” passenger train there several times to have summer visits with my city cousins.

Savannah is one of the few old Southern cities that has anything truly old in it; Gen. William Sherman had a thing for some woman who lived there and so he didn’t burn it during his march to the sea in the Civil War, during which he vowed to “make Georgia howl,” as he burned everything in his path.

Georgia was the last of the colonies, so there isn’t much that is really old by Virginia or Massachusetts standards. Still, it is a very pretty place with lots of magnolias, live oaks, Spanish moss, and charming if maybe dilapidated buildings. Another plus is that it is above sea level and smells a lot better than New Orleans.

In “Savannah Sipping Society,” we meet four women brought together by finding that maybe “hot yoga” wasn’t for them.   They’re 40, 50, or 60-something in age. One is widowed, one divorced, and one never married.

Dot, Marlafaye, and Randa, are disoriented, lonely, and socially isolated by their situations. They decide to become friends or at least drinking buddies. Along the way they add Jinx to the group, a cosmetician who is trying to restyle herself as a “life coach” for aging single women.

I saw flashes of familiarity in Dot, Marlafaye, and Jinx, but I knew Randa well; it is hard enough for a son to live in the shadow of a Southern mama, but it can be crushing for a daughter. I, too, grew up in the world of steel magnolias, the Southern matriarchs who ruled their progeny with an iron hand and an acid tongue. I had three generations of them for some of my young life.

Dot, played by Cathy John, isn’t really a Southerner but a transplanted Northerner who moved with her husband to their dream of a Tybee Island retirement home before he did her the disservice of dying on her.  She is in some ways the most compelling character because she is the most optimistic.

Marlafaye, played by Cora Carlson, is the most dominant character, or at least she has most of the best laugh lines. She did the all too familiar Dixie Darlin’ routine of marrying some high-school sweetheart, making most of the money and taking most of the responsibility for some years, and then having him run off with a 23-year-old dental hygienist; she has a certain amount of bitterness and man-hating but at least it comes from somewhere other than a college textbook.

It is a good story, a romantic comedy really, though not boy-girl romance but rather the romance of finding friendship and it is truly funny. I’m not going to put on my “true Southerner” hat and say “that ain’t right,” though some of it is forced, but it is genuinely entertaining. These are largely amateurs; they are talented amateurs, but nevertheless amateurs, and actually I like that for its genuineness.

There were some flubbed lines and more than a little ad libbing as one character helps another through the lines, but it is an altogether credible performance and well worth the drive to Wasilla.

I got to this so late that I don’t know that you’ll have time to see it, but take note of the company; they do some good work and you don’t have to put up with the dark negativism of so much of modern theater.   Funny thing; for as snobby as Perseverance or the the Atwood can be, the audience in Wasilla was better dressed.

The play has one more performance on March 3. Tickets and other information is here.

Art Chance is a retired Director of Labor Relations for the State of Alaska, formerly of Juneau and now living in Anchorage. He is a former theater reviewer for the Juneau Empire and the author of the book, “Red on Blue, Establishing a Republican Governance,” available at Amazon.

Southeast Alaska is experiencing drought

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DRY, COLD FEBRUARY IN SOUTHEAST

All of Southeast Alaska is in an extended drought, which has led Ketchikan to remain on diesel power for electrical generation until the lakes that supply hydropower replenish.

Upper and Lower Silvis Lakes, Ketchikan Lake, Swan Lake, and Whitman Lake are all experiencing low levels of water, and the Ketchikan utility is asking residents to conserve on power, especially during peak usage hours in the morning and after work. Ketchikan has had drought conditions for most of the past year.

Petersburg has had the driest February on record, with 3.17 inches of rain, but more snow than usual.

In Haines, the .77 inch of precipitation in February was the fourth lowest on record.

It was a colder and drier in Juneau, where snowfall trended lower than normal. The Mendenhall River and Montana Creek are below normal but so far, there’s no power emergency, although the Drought Center has raised the drought intensity in both Juneau and Sitka to Moderate, while Ketchikan, Wrangell and Petersburg are considered Severe.

Check out the United States Geological Survey’s drought maps here.

Did Lisa Murkowski nearly kill ANWR oil?

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TRUMP HINTS SENATOR TREATED HIM ‘BADLY’ ON OBAMACARE VOTE

President Donald Trump this morning at a major conservative convention in Maryland, hinted that someone had treated him badly, and he almost didn’t sign off on opening the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge because of it.

The Conservative Political Action Conference is the largest annual gathering of the American Conservative Union, attracting thousands of attendees.

“One of the other things we did in our tax package is ANWR,” he said about 45 minutes into his over two-hour speech. “Perhaps the largest field in the world, oil and gas. I got it approved. And I didn’t want to get it approved for a certain reason because I thought somebody treated me very badly. Very badly. Don’t get that vote very often.”

“That vote” was likely the one cast by Sen. Lisa Murkowski, who voted against the repeal of Obamacare in 2017. Murkowski  was one of three Republicans to vote against it; the others were Sen. Susan Collins of Maine and the late Sen. John McCain of Arizona.

Repealing Obamacare is not only one of Trump’s priorities, but is also a priority of the Republican Party nationally and in Alaska. Just before this section of his speech, Trump had been talking about Obamacare.

Murkowski has advocated for the opening of ANWR’s oil patch in the 1002 Area of the Coastal Plain.

“And I said, you know, I don’t want to…” Trump continued in his speech, indicating his ambivalence. But then Trump said he got a call from someone in the oil business he’d known for a long time, who wasn’t asking for anything but convinced him to sign off on opening the 1002 Area of ANWR. His speech drifted off into some personal stories at that point.

What’s interesting is that Murkowski voted against Obamacare before the tax package that contained the ANWR legislation was passed back in 2017, and two years later Trump remembers her vote and has an opinion about it.

The portion of the video where he talks about nearly not signing off on ANWR because of his unhappiness with “someone”  is at the 45:30 minute mark and lasts about a minute:

Trump is also still irritated with Murkowski over her vote against Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, and has said in other venues she will face voter wrath when she comes up for reelection in 2022.

Meanwhile, the lease sales for the 1002 Area of ANWR would follow the closing of the public comment period, which ends on March 13. The first lease sale could offer some 400,000 acres for bid.

Sunday is deadline to register to vote for Anchorage election

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Anchorage residents have until Sunday, March 3 to register to vote or update their existing registration.

Voters may do this at any of the following locations this weekend:

Loussac Library
3600 Denali Street
Hours: Saturday 10 am-6 pm, Sunday 1-5 pm

Chugiak/Eagle River Library
12001 Business Blvd. #176
Hours: Saturday until 6 pm

Muldoon Library
1251 Muldoon Road #158
Hours: Saturday until 6 pm

Mountain View Library
120 Bragaw Street
Hours: Saturday until 6 pm

You may also register only or print an application from the Division of Elections website and submit it via mail, fax, or email. If you mail it, it must be postmarked by Sunday, March 3. If you fax it, do so before midnight. on Sunday at 907-522-2341. Emailed registrations go to [email protected]

The election is a by-mail election. Traditional polling places will not be open and are not an option for voting on Election Day.

Ballot packages will be mailed to qualified, registered voters on March 12 to your address of record in the State of Alaska voter registration database.

To review your voter registration information, visit voterregistration.alaska.gov.

The Anchorage ballot will have 11 propositions on it. View the details of them here.

It will also have Assembly, School Board, and some voters will have Limited Road Service Supervisor candidates to choose from:

Candidates for Assembly

District 2 – Seat A – Eagle River/Chugiak: 

    Kennedy, Crystal – filed 01/24/2019

    Schiess, Oliver – filed 01/24/2019

District 3-Seat D – West Anchorage:

Vazquez, Liz (updated) – filed 02/01/2019

    Darden, Dustin – filed 01/29/2019

    Perez-Verdia, Kameron – filed 01/24/2019

District 4-Seat F – Midtown Anchorage:

    Zaletel, Meg – filed 01/18/2019

    Hill, Christine – filed 01/22/2019

    Alleva, Ron – filed 01/23/2019

District 5-Seat H – East Anchorage:

    Dunbar, Forrest – filed 01/22/2019

District 6- Seat J- South Anchorage:

Weddleton, John – filed 01/31/2019

Candidates for School Board

School Board Seat A:

    Binkley Sims, Kai – filed 01/30/2019

    Bellamy, Margo – filed 01/18/2019

School Board Seat B:

Marsett, Starr – filed 01/24/2019

Stafford, Ronald – filed 01/30/2019

    Nees, David – filed 01/22/2019

Candidates for Service Area Board of Supervisors, including LRSA Seats

Fuller, Deanne – Bear Valley, Seat B

Write-in Lees, Adam – Birchtree Elmore, Seat C

Stoltze, Bill – Chugiak Fire, Seat C

Glover Jr., James – Girdwood Valley, Seat C

Martin, Michele “Shelly” – Glen Alps, Seat C

Marks, Roger – Glen Alps, Seat D

Price, Allen – Lakehill, Seat A

Leary, Collin (updated) – Mt. Park/Robin Hill, Seat E

Haywood, Harry – Sect. 6/Campbell Airstrip Rd, Seat D

Trueblood, Ted B. – Sect. 6/Campbell Airstrip Rd, Seat E

Valantas, Robert – Sequoia Estates, Seat C

Wallow, Brian (updated) – Skyranch Estates, Seat C

Jorgensen, Lawrence – Talus West, Seat C

Marcy, Ruth A. – Totem, Seat A

Dwiggins, Leon (updated) – Upper Grover, Seat C

Pease, David – Upper O’Malley, Seat C

Gerondale, Chad – Upper O’Malley, Seat D

Strand, Paul – Valli Vue, Seat C

In Fairbanks, gender is disappearing from the books

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The men and women of the Fairbanks North Star Borough Assembly on Thursday night adopted an ordinance that removes gender-specific pronouns and replaces them with grammatically incorrect pronouns in city code.

They’re going to use pronouns they hope won’t offend.

  • “He” and “She” is now called a “They.”
  • “His” and “Hers” possessive is now to be known as “Their.”
  • “Him” and “Her” would now be a “Them.”

The Assembly voted unanimously to make the change to lessen the chance that someone might not feel included because of the use of a binary gender pronoun.

The ordinance No. 2019-09 amends the borough’s code of ordinances to “modify any and all masculine and/or feminine language to gender neutral pronounces; and to amend FNSBC 1.04.080 regarding gender.”

The change to using singular gender pronouns like “They” is, of course, grammatically incorrect. It also creates yet another grammar problem:

Do you follow the now-singular word “They” with “is,” as in “They is”? Or do you write “They are,” when referring to a singular person?

None of it is clear, but in 2017, the Associated Press added “They” as a singular pronoun to its AP Style Book, while advising people to try to write around the awkwardness.

But it likely will lead to confusion and misunderstanding, even in city code.

AN EXAMPLE OF THE GRAMMAR NIGHTMARE

Consider, for a moment, this sentence found in a story in today’s Boston Globe about a murder:

“Jassy Correia loved to get her toddler daughter all dressed up and take her to Flames restaurant in Grove Hall to sit and eat oxtails together. They zoomed down slides at the playground, lay in bed and goofed around taking videos, and watched “Enchanted” and “Baby Shark.”

“When Correia’s friends called her on FaceTime, sometimes they would see her sweet little lookalike Gabriella, and Correia laughing nearby. She was a good mother, family and friends said — it was the most important thing to her. Correia, 23, had built her life around her child, who just turned 2. She had their future planned out.

“On Friday, the day after her body was found in a man’s car trunk in Delaware, authorities disclosed that Correia had been mutilated after leaving a Boston nightclub early Sunday morning. They announced that a Providence engineer had been charged with “kidnapping, failure to report death, and mutilation of a dead body.’’

Now, to put the story in the new Fairbanks North Star Borough gender-neutral style:

“Jassy Correia loved to get their toddler daughter all dressed up and take them to Flames restaurant in Grove Hall to sit and eat oxtails together. They zoomed down slides at the playground, lay in bed and goofed around taking videos, and watched “Enchanted” and “Baby Shark.”

“When Correia’s friends called them on FaceTime, sometimes they would see their sweet little lookalike Gabriella, and Correia laughing nearby. They was a good mother, family and friends said — it was the most important thing to them. Correia, 23, had built them life around them’s child, who just turned 2. They had their future planned out.

“On Friday, the day after their body was found in a man’s car trunk in Delaware, authorities disclosed that Correia had been mutilated after leaving a Boston nightclub early Sunday morning. They announced that a Providence engineer had been charged with “kidnapping, failure to report death, and mutilation of a dead body.’’

There are just too many “they” references, forcing readers to slow down, piece together the meaning, and and take apart the sentences. In the end, there’s no making sense of the gender-neutral story.

Perhaps the good men and women of Fairbanks will reconsider before they commit further grammatical mutilations.

The surge was at the voting booth

ANCHORAGE DAILY PLANET

The Anchorage Daily News headline made us chuckle: “In public testimony, a surge of support for cuts — to the Permanent Fund dividend.”

The story was that during an Alaska Senate State Affairs Committee meeting, Alaskans, by a 2-1 margin, urged lawmakers to block plans to return Permanent Fund dividends impounded by the state. Instead, they wanted more spending for education and other state services.

That’s right. Sixty-five of Alaska’s 730,000 residents testified against Gov. Mike Dunleavy’s proposal to restore the Permanent Fund dividends vetoed by former Gov. Bill Walker in 2016 and cut by the Legislature in 2017 and last year. Only 33 testified for restoration of the purloined dividends, the newspaper said. What the rest said apparently was unclear. It is Alaska, after all.

Mind you, the vote was taken after exhortations from the governor, lawmakers and unions to get more people to testify before the committee. It seems to us – as in too many land-use, water-use hearings – the left managed to pack the testimony.

The tally was, indeed, strange. Dunleavy ran for office promising, among other things, to restore the purloined dividends. In response, 145,631 Alaskans – 51.4 percent of those who went to the polls last year – voted for him.

Do 65 people represent a “surge” in Alaskans’ support for giving up dividends held by the state?

http://www.anchoragedailyplanet.com