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Things you can send through the TSA checkpoint: Moose poop

TSA has made it official: You may not be able to bring that bottle of water or 16-ounce macchiato through the TSA checkpoints, but moose nuggets are good to go, so to speak. So says the media team for TSA, which had this to say about that on Instagram:

Mondays can really stink. After a weekend of relaxation, the first day back at work can be hard to deal with. Here’s a nugget of wisdom to help get you through the day: “Monday is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean; It is a day of new beginnings.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Our team at Juneau International Airport (JNU) recently dealt with “nuggets” of a different variety when examining a passenger’s carry-on bag. Upon inspection, a large organic mass turned out to be a bag of moose nuggets (or feces, droppings, excrements, etc.) that the passenger was taking home from their Alaskan adventure. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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While TSA has no policies that would prevent you from traveling with a bag of animal poo, we would strongly suggest that you check with your airline on their policies. Several carriers do have rules in place to avoid smelly situations aboard their planes. Besides, having to leave your souvenirs behind would really stink. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Suzanne Downing had careers in business and journalism before serving as the Director of Faith and Community-based Initiatives for Florida Gov. Jeb Bush and returning to Alaska to serve as speechwriter for Gov. Sean Parnell. Born on the Oregon coast, she moved to Alaska in 1969.

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  • This guy was recently seen handing out moose “nuggets” on the Capitol steps that he was calling the “Dunleavy” budget: https://www.juneauempire.com/news/photos-a-little-humor/

    Somebody must be taking a load up to Wasilla-perhaps just needing to examine that budget more closely. Heheh!

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