Scott Kendall, the Anchorage-based election lawyer and architect of the current ranked-choice voting system in Alaska, regularly pummels conservatives with various claims that they are fascists, homophobes, or kooks.
This week’s target is none other than infomercial-famous businessman Mike Lindell, founder and president of MyPillow, the successful company that sells pillows, sheets, and even bedroom slippers.
Kendall, who is part of the Sen. Lisa Murkowski and Rep. Mary Peltola inner orbit of influential liberals in Alaska, says that the price on the pillow is, in fact, a secret Nazi code: $14.88.
That’s a code apparently everyone knows about.
To get to the number, he says, you add 14, which is shorthand for the “14 Words” slogan: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children,” to the number 88, which stands for “Heil Hitler.”
Here’s what the architect of Alaska’s ranked-choice voting says in his own words:
The problem with Kendall’s Nazi pillow talk is that Lindell hawks different products every day, always with different price points and promo codes. These are just a few of the recent offers that Lindall has made on his company’s X social media page:
Using the logic of attorney and the scam ranked-choice ballot architect Kendall, you’ll want to grab up those Giza Dreams bed sheet sets for $29.99.
Why? According to Astrology.com, the number 2999 is an “angel number” that symbolizes the importance of humanitarianism, philanthropy, “lightworking,” and leadership in serving your soul mission. And don’t forget that promo code of R283. The year 283 AD was when St. Gaius began his reign as Catholic Pope. But in 283 BC, the canal from the Nile River to the Red Sea, which had been started but not completed by the Egyptian pharaoh Necho II, was made operational by Ptolemy II. That’s something to dream about.
Or if you’re feeling depressed, those Classic Collection pillows for $9.88 might just heal your soul. After all, by calling or texting 988, you’ll connect with mental health professionals with the 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline, formerly known as the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. Don’t forget to use that promo code of R277. In Numerology, 277 signifies duality and the importance of relationships in our lives. It embodies diplomacy, gentleness, and the ability to work harmoniously with others.
And who can resist that MyPillow deal for the $14.98 pillow with promo code R251. The year 1498 was when Christopher Columbus reached Trinidad and the northern coast of South America. As for the promo code’s auspicious number, 251 AD was the year of the Battle of Abrittus in the Balkans, won by the Goths against the Romans. That will give you so much to dream about, while Kendall is fighting imaginary Nazis.
For some conspiracy theorists on the left, it’s Lindell’s support for Donald Trump for president that has them triggered into full-time Nazi-hunting mode. Such are the times we live in. They are trying to crush his business with their attacks on him.
As for the number 88, it’s racist for Kendall to condemn the number since in Chinese culture it stands for fortune and good luck. Many prices in China end in the number 8, which is considered the luckiest of the numbers. That would not relate to MyPillow products, which are made in Minnesota at the rate of 25,000 pillows a day.
Kendall’s group, Alaskans for Better Elections, is currently spending over $7.8 million to convince voters to retain the system that has proven to help liberal candidates in Alaska. The question for voters in November is whether they will continue with the ranked-choice voting system or say “Yes” to Ballot Measure 2, which would repeal it.
On the Must Read Alaska Show this summer, in an interview linked below, Kendall said, “A big part of politics is theater.”
