It’s Valentine’s Day and everyone celebrates it in their own way. Love is love, right?
Sen. John Kennedy of Louisiana, arguably one of the wittiest senators in the country, posted a video of him cleaning his revolver as he says he believes “love is the answer, but you ought to own a gun just in case.”
The Alaska Democratic Party had their own spin on Valentine’s Day: They want to get former Rep Mary Peltola married off — again. Her husband Buzzy Peltola died in a plane crash in 2023, and evidently she is back on the singles scene.
According to Alaska Survey Research, Peltola might be a candidate for governor in 2026, so having a new husband could be a political asset. Or she might be signed with a lucrative lobbying firm in D.C., as has been rumored around the Capitol. Either way, she’s in play.
The Democrats’ Valentine’s Day messages on X/Twitter showed some of their favorite lawmakers (and the former representative) featured on gift tags. Next to Peltola, shown on the left above, was House Rep. Carolyn Hall, Democrat for House District 16, Turnagain, Spenard, and Sand Lake in Anchorage.
Oh hell no! There is no way Mary ‘No Show’ Peltola should run for governor. In fact, any man, ANY MAN, should run for cover before thinking of marrying this woman.
It’s hard to keep count….would the new man be #6?
George Soros have anymore kids? She’d fit right in.
When has she ever been off the market?
No more idiots in the Governor’s seat, please! The one we have is bad enough!
The Grift is strong in this one.
This is one of the most cringe-worthy things I’ve read in a long time. And what pollster is going to actually say Peltola would be a good candidate for AK Governor? The same one that said she’d be a good US Representative? Once bitten twice shy. Run away, Peltola, run away.
Are the Dems auctioning off Mary as a charitable // stunt contribution?
Or, is this a strategy to prop her up for a future political run?
In either case, I would highly recommend to the future husband:
… Pre-Nuptial
… Post-Nuptial
… Quarterly Performance Metrics, with enforceable Liquidated Damages
… Hide all of your meaningful // significant assets within a Trust
… Secure a Life Insurance Policy with someone else as the Beneficiary
… Invest in lots of: penicillin, condoms, ivermectin, and Home Security
… This might be the time to taken JB’s advice and “Just Don’t!!!”
Mary…? Not my type. And besides, I already have plenty of firearms.
Ooooo! That’s a bingo!
Maybe she could ask AOC for advice. Seems she has the Democrat philosophy for marriage.